Tuesday, November 8, 2016

10 Times George Carlin Nailed Humanity on the Head

"If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."

"By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth."

"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."


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